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Maggie Q has quite a few sex scenes in the new Chinese film The Warrior and the Wolf. Unfortunately, she is in a cave almost the entire movie so they’re all very dark. Below is the only scene with real nudity and it is very brief like most of Maggie’s other nude scenes.

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As 2010 approaches, here’s a review of Enter the Void, a film that will be hard to top for best nude film of next year. This review is late as I only saw the first half of the film due to technical problems during the screening and other commitments. The entire film is shown from Oscar’s point of view. Shortly into the film, Oscar is watching his sister (played by Paz de la Huerta) dancing topless in the strip club along with other dancers. A little later Oscar spies on Paz in her dressing room. She is with her manager and they begin to make out. Paz is soon naked and she unzips her manager’s pants and pulls out his penis. Paz then guides his penis toward her vagina and they continue to have sex. I’m not sure if there’s any actual penetration though.

The next act shows Oscar’s flashbacks from childhood until the present. We see Oscar’s very hot mother Janice Béliveau-Sicotte topless as she bathes with her children. Later, we see Janice nude on all fours as Oscar spies on her getting drilled from behind by his father. Again, I don’t think anything explicit was shown. We also see Oscar’s friend’s mother (played by Sara Stockbridge I believe) topless briefly as she seduces Oscar. Finally, we see Paz topless in bed. Paz is also shown wearing a tiny bikini top in several scenes and her nipples pop out sometimes.

And that’s all the nudity I remember from the first 80 minutes or so. There is supposed to be a lot more nudity in the second half of the film so hopefully it gets released soon.

At about 58 minutes into Mr. Nobody, Mr. Nobody is making out with Juno Temple. There are lots of quick edits which may have included one shot of Juno’s breasts. It was probably a body double however as we did not see Juno’s face in the same shot. At 72 minutes, we get a quick glimpse of Juno’s breasts during a sex scene but we can see pasties on her nipples. At 88 minutes, Mr. Nobody is having sex with Diane Kruger who plays the adult version of Juno’s character. Again we don’t really see much — just a quick shot of Diane’s breasts and no face so it could possibly be a body double.

Bae Doona (Bae Doo-na, Bae Du-na) doesn’t shy away from nudity as she plays a blow up doll that comes to life in Air Doll. Ten minutes into the film, Doona shows her breasts and ass as she comes to life. At about 20 minutes in, Doona shows her breasts while sitting in bed after sex. At 40 minutes, Doona is fully naked but we only see her breasts as she uses a hand pump to blow air into herself. Around 55 minutes in, Doona is cleaning herself in the tub and we see a quick left breast flash. At 95 minutes, we see Doona’s ass briefly and lots more views of her breasts as she is in bed with her lover. Doona’s lover repeatedly lets her air out and then blows air back into her and we see her breasts each time since the air plug is at her stomach. And I don’t want to spoil anything but we again get a few more views of Doona’s breasts afterwords.

Mother and Child has some surprising nudity for a film rated PG here.

At 11 minutes, Kerry Washington is having sex with her husband and we see her breasts.

Half an hour into the film, Naomi Watts shows her ass as she gets out of bed nude and puts on a robe. Naomi walks out to the balcony and sees her neighbor drinking coffee. Naomi then opens her robe and flashes him her left breast and bush just like in the paparazzi pics that have been going around. At 47 minutes, Naomi is lying face down on the bed with her skirt hiked up so we can see the bottom of her ass.

Almost an hour into Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky, Anna Mouglalis shows her breasts as she is having sex. At 75 minutes, we again see Anna’s breasts during a sex scene and yet again while lying in bed afterwords. And some random uncredited woman shows her left breast at a party about 26 minutes into the film.

Early on in The Disappearance of Alice Creed, Gemma Arterton is stripped nude and bound to a bed while her captors take photographs. We get several good views of her breasts. A few minutes later Gemma has to pee and we see her bottomless from the side. Maybe if she had bush we’d be able to see something during those scenes. We also see the topless photos that were taken as one of her captors views them on a laptop later. About 50 minutes in, we again see Gemma’s breasts as she and one of her captors are getting it on. Lastly, we see a quick flash of Gemma’s ass as she gets injected with something.

Around 11 minutes into Leslie, My Name is Evil, we see several quick cuts of Kristen Hager dancing topless on a beach during a montage. We can maybe see her breasts briefly during the montage. At 25 minutes, we can again maybe see Kristen’s breasts as she is lying down with a guy on top of her during a sex scene. Around an hour into the film, there is a fantasy sequence with four uncredited fully nude dancers. A topless Kaniehtiio Horn then enters the fantasy briefly. We then see Kristen nude but covered up using her legs. And again we maybe see Kristen’s breasts as she is lying down with a guy on top of her.

At 35 minutes into The Waiting City, Radha Mitchell is getting dressed and we see most of her right breast real quick but no nipple I believe. Then at 63 minutes, Radha is topless while having sex. We can maybe see her left breast from the side and then later her right breast from the other side. It was a pretty dark and shadowy scene so it was hard to tell.

Unfortunately, there is no real nudity from Natalie Portman in Love and Other Impossible Pursuits. However, there is a montage at just over 40 minutes into the film that shows Natalie having sex. We see Natalie topless from the side but she is on top and her arm covers most of her right breast.

Around half an hour into Ondine, Alicja Bachleda (Alicja Bachleda-Curus) is putting on a bra and and she shows part of her left breast. The very next scene, Alicja is swimming wearing only a nightgown or slip. You can see Alicja’s nipples through the gown as she steps out of the water and has a lengthy conversation with Colin Farrell’s daughter. At 53 minutes, Alicja again gets out of the water and you can see her ass somewhat as her panties are see-through. About an hour into the film, we finally get an unobstructed view of Alicja’s breasts as she has sex with Colin.

A little more than an hour into Baarìa - La porta del vento (Baaria), Margareth Madè shows her left breast very briefly as she holds her baby. Then, a little less than two hours into the film, Monica Bellucci also shows her left breast while making out with someone. Part of this scene is in the trailer for the film. Monica only has one other brief scene in the film and no dialogue.

Nicholas Cage lifts a girl’s dress and calls her a naughty girl by not wearing panties in Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. The girl was not named in the film but I believe its either Jessica Dwyer or Stephanie Honore and we only get a brief look at her ass.

Sophie Lowe plays the title character in Beautiful Kate and has a few nude scenes. We first see Sophie’s right breast in the mirror as she applies VapoRub on her breasts. She then turns around when she notices her brother watching and we see both of her breasts. A few minutes later we see Sophie’s breasts again as she stands in the doorway and says goodnight to her brother wearing only her panties . Later on Sophie strips off her clothes to go skinny-dipping. The scene is dark and distant but I believe there is full frontal nudity. Sophie then gets out of the water and we see her ass. And lastly we see more breasts and ass from the side as she is having sex on the water bank.

Maeve Dermody spends most of the movie wearing skimpy clothing including a see through bra in a couple of scenes. We can see Maeve’s right breast as she takes her top off and walks away. Later, we see both of Maeve’s breasts when she turns around to talk to her boyfriend after having sex.

Briony Kent also shows her breasts while having sex.

Chloe is a remake of the french film Nathalie… and true to its source material, there is lots of nudity.

During the opening credits, we see Amanda Seyfried getting dressed. Her breasts are visible in the mirror but the shot is out of focus. Then around 40 minutes into the film, we see Julianne Moore in the shower and she shows her breasts. About 8 minutes later, we see Amanda’s breasts from the side and ass briefly as she walks past the bathroom door. After telling Julianne a story, Amanda removes her robe and gets dressed but we don’t really see anything. Then about 10 minutes later, Julianne unbuttons Amanda’s shirt and we see her left breast briefly. We then see Amanda pleasuring Julianne with her hand between Julianne’s legs. They’re both nude but we can only see Julianne’s breasts fully as Amanda is lying on her side behind Julianne who is on her back. Around 25 minutes later, we see part of Amanda’s ass and her right breast as she rides Julianne’s son. Lastly, we get another quick look at Amanda’s breasts as she is getting dressed afterwords.

Early in Tanner Hall, Brie Larson (from The United States of Tara) fakes an injury in the girls’ showers so her teacher can come help. Unfortunately, Brie is wearing a towel but as the teacher storms to her rescue, we see lots of other uncredited girls nude.

Around 50 minutes into the film, the teacher sees Brie walking in the rain and starts fantasizing about her. Brie is shown wearing only panties while dancing in the rain but her hair and arm block her nipples from being shown.

A few minutes after that scene, Georgia King and Amy Ferguson take a bath together but again nothing is really shown.

Emilia Verginelli shows her left breast briefly during a fantasy sequence around 48 minutes into Io, Don Giovanni (I, Don Giovanni).

About 44 minutes into Solitary Man, Anastasia Griffith gets out of bed and drops her blanket to change. You catch a quick glimpse of Anastasia’s breasts but I don’t think you can see her nipples.

Near the beginning of The Lovely Ones, we see Victoria Thaine topless as she rides her boyfriend in the car. Later in the film, we also see Jessica McNamee nude while having sex in a car but this time all the private parts are hidden.

About 68 minutes into Kirot, Olga Kurylenko has to prepare for a mikvah (a spiritual bath ritual). Olga drops her towel so she can be inspected and we see her ass and breasts from the side.

There is lots of nudity in Dorian Gray but it is all edited with quick cuts so it was hard to tell who was who in each scene. Rachel Hurd-Wood has a topless sex scene but her arms are covering her breasts. Caroline Goodall shows her breasts and maybe Jo Woodcock too. The rest of the nudity are from mostly extras and unknowns.

Keisha Castle-Hughes, the little girl from Whale Rider, has a few nude scenes in The Vintner’s Luck. At around 18 minutes into the film, Keisha is shown having sex but her breasts are covered by her husband’s arm. Then at an hour into the film, there is a brightly lit scene where we see a bunch of women naked while bathing in the river. Keisha turns around and stands up and we see her fully nude. She is holding a baby however so I’m not sure if she shows bush or if that was just the shadow from the baby. Ten minutes later, we see Keisha’s breasts again as she’s topless in bed but that scene is pretty dark.

Vera Farmiga also has two nude scenes in The Vintner’s Luck. A couple of minutes after Keisha’s last nude scene, we see Vera’s ass and her right breast as she gets out of the bath and dries off. A few minutes after that, Vera shows both her breasts as she is lying down about to get a mastectomy. Then later we see Vera’s right breast and a large scar over her left breast as she is having sex.

About 35 minutes into Cracks, Eva Green leads her students to the lake in the middle of the night. Eva disrobes and we see her ass and her left breast. We can maybe see more when she dives into the water. Eva’s students follow her and also strip. The only student they focus on getting undressed is Maria Valverde but I believe all of the older students including Juno Temple, Imogen Poots, Clemmie Dugdale and one other girl are topless. There are some shots of the girls underwater but those scenes are dark.

At around 80 minutes, Eva unbuttons Maria Valverde’s shirt. Eva proceeds to kiss an unconscious Maria on the lips and then continues down her body before the scene ends. Again, the scene is dark, but you may be able to see Eva kissing Maria’s right breast.

A little over 30 minutes into Visage (Face), Laetitia Casta is shown nude after finishing a song. Laetitia is then lying in the forest with a blanket over her and we again see her boobs as she gets up.

Then at around 2 hours into this snorefest, Laetitia leads her director over to a tub in a meat locker, covers his body with a plastic sheet and proceeds to lather a huge can of tomato sauce all over him. She then gets up and dances with 2 fully nude female backup dancers. Laetitia eventually strips down to only a thong but her backup dancers cover her breasts with their hands. The dancers do slip up a few times though so you catch a few glimpses of Laetitia’s nipples. After the song is over, Laetitia confronts her director and we catch a few quick peek at her breasts.

Penelope Cruz has a few nude scenes in Los Abrazos Rotos (Broken Embraces). Around the 50 minute mark, Penelope is shown having sex but we don’t really see anything. A few minutes later, we see Penelope topless in bed, and right after that we see her naked in the bathroom. Click on the images below to download the videos.

Kira Miro also has a short nude scene near the beginning of the film.

Broken Embraces is the latest film from Pedro Almodovar and is playing at the Toronto International Film Festival this year. Check back next week for more upcoming film nudity reviews from TIFF.